promed


for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances
“omg did you see me last night i was so promed”

“did you see john last night man that guy was promed”
to have s-x with
i promed that b-tch on prom night.
man i prommed her so hard.

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