promise ring
a ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring
baby, with this promise ring. i promise that some day, don’t know when or don’t know how but we will get married…now close the door,it’s getting a little chilly
1. a tactic teenage boys use to get with a girl without using normal means
2. one way ticket to v-g-n-ville
i gave my girl a promise ring, and now she’s a total nympho
a ring that someone give to their guy/girl friend that signifies their pure love for eachother and that they will always be faithful to them…pretty much a less iron clad wedding ring for teens
i’m ready to show her i’m commited, i bought her this promise ring.
much like a handjob, it is somewhere between nothing or something
i gave her a promise ring
a ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities
sally: “you’re cheating on me….i know it!!”
john: “baby, i love you and to prove my love i want you to have this promise ring. now everyone will know that i love you.”
sally: “ohh, john!! i love you too. i have to go make this my facebook status, and call my bff susie”
john: “ok baby…call me later.”
john: “hey susie, its john….she doesn’t suspect a thing. i’m on my way….”
susie: “i can’t wait, me so h-rny….”
sally: “susie, guess what? john just gave me a promise ring!!! he loves me, and i was way off about him cheating on me.”
a ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a sl-t/wh-r-/hoe
girl:hey do you have a promise ring?
girl2:noo….i get some
a ring teens, mostly girls, wear to say that they wont have s-x till marriage. mostly done for religious reasons.
the jonas brothers or jennifer hudson discussing promise rings with russle brand at the mtv awards 2009
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