promo wanker
a promo w-nker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub’s event. usually a seedy male or a sl-tty female. they are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
oh i’ve got 23 notifications on facebook.
wow. they are all invites. i hate promo w-nkers!!
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