Pronger

a pr-nger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumb-ss reason.
now that hemsky has signed a six year contract with the edmonton oilers, let’s hope he doesn’t pull a pr-nger.
lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

the word originates from the infamous hockey player chris pr-nger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby’s crib, after he asked to be traded from the oilers.
i totally pr-ngered about being sick today. i told my boss i had m-ssive diarrhea, but in fact i just hate my job and didn’t feel like going.

lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

the word originates from the infamous hockey player chris pr-nger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby’s crib, after he asked to be traded from the oilers. although pr-nger could not be reached for comment, it is -ssumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
i totally pr-ngered about being sick today. i told my boss i had m-ssive diarrhea, but in fact i just hate my job and didn’t feel like going.
a pr-nger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. a pr-nger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. a pr-nger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. it truly describes the ultimate loser.
the guy did not make his rent payment this month. he is a complete “pr-nger”

or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pr-nger when you grow up.
a pr-nger or “throwing in a pr-nger” (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually skoal mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. pr-nger’s tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the n-ble chris pr-nger.
geoff- “wanna go catch that hockey game?”
paul- “yeah, we can throw in monster pr-nger’s”
pr-nger – (v) the art of stealing something of sentimental value from someone so they can’t enjoy it.
also used “pr-ngered” “pr-ngering”
hey, isn’t that stanley’s favorite cup over there? i’ve always wanted that cup. i’m going to go pr-nger it before anyone notices.
last name of a very out of doors person. this person is very rugged and hardy, when a guy, and they always know how to have a good time. when the last name is for a girl, they person is usually very pretty, nice, caring, but sometimes stubborn.
whether a girl or a guy, they are always very smart.
guy: hey guys, wanna go camping this weekend?
other guy: yeah man!! we’ll be total pr-nger’s!!

girl: do you like my hair this way? or this way??
other girl: i like the second, you look way more pr-nger that way!