proof selfie
a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
mendy asked to take a “proof selfie” after the boring–ss lunch, just so she could send it to joe, so he wouldn’t homicide her when she got home
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