proper dump
a proper dump is when you take a cr-p and it’s formed correctly. no -n-l mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no -ss gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your -sshole rips open from a week’s worth of backed up rectal granite. no -sshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some d-ckhead’s p-ss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your -n-l hole, no splashing up cr-p-water all over your nut bag.
just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
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