property tax

theft of property.
fred: yay. i bought a house worth $200,000. woohoo!

government: okay fred. gimme $5000 now.

fred: wtf?

government: do you not get it? i said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. it’s called the “property tax”. if you don’t, i will seize your house.

fred: what???? but it is my property. why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

government: because you’re my b-tch.
2 more definitions
the amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
“man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.”,
“for sure. she has a higher property tax than my last girl.”
a fee imposed by the host for the usage of their place
hey, can we roll a blunt in here?

sure, as long as i get property tax.

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