proprocrastinator
a professional procrastinator. is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, -ssignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.
is known to stay up all night frequently. with the -ssistance of red bull.
dude 1: “man, look at you. always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. what in the world do you do at home?”
dude 2: “well, it depends on the weather. but in general, i sit around doing nothing. or surfing the web sometimes, but usually…. nada.”
dude 1: “dude you’re a proprocrastinator. how do you do it?”
dude 2: “if i told you then i’d have to sequester you on a remote island in the pacific with nothing except three twinkies.”
dude 1: “gotcha.”
a person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.
steve: how did your project with brad go?
tim: terrible, he’s a total pro-procrastinator, i’m gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.
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