Prostatute
the prostatutes ares wh-r-s that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your -n-s to reach your prostate. they also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. they are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-hey dude, you wanna get some hoe’s ‘night?
-better not, man, i can’t see the moon in the sky… there must be some prostatutes among them…
-oh sh-t, i forgot! come on get into my car, i’ll bring us safe!
a specific type of prost-tute that only allows him/herself to have s-x in the -n-s. for various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prost-tute.
“hey brandon, you done a prostatute yet?”
“no, what’s a prostatute?”
“those prost-tutes that have standards and only have s-x in -ss. it’s great, cheap -n-l s-x and don’t have to worry about a baby.”
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