proteaser
a proteaser is a person who mocks protesters. they may hold up funny signs at a serious picketing or undermine the effectiveness of group chanting by chanting something different. first used on collegehumor.
protesters: “all sinners will be destroyed!”
proteaser: “i <3 hookers!"
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