Protective Squint
squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.
worker 1: “elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder.”
elmer: “i ain’t worried, i have my protective squint” (squinting)
worker 1: “frigging idiot, i’m not driving you to the er again”.
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