Protein Fart
the equivalent of a h-bomb coming from one’s -ss; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.
beware of anyone with protein farts.
john: -farts-
bill: …dude, did you jus- wtf is that smell?
john: protein fart, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bill: -runs to his room- arghh, it followed me in here.
jack: -opens his room- wtf is this smell coming into my room?
john: sorry guys, i can’t help it.
a deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.
it is actually doc-mented on canadian biological containment registry (cbcr) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.
pro-teen fah-artt
(noun)
paulo: yo f-cking luke let a f-cking protein fart the other day…
nick: dayuumm! did you——
paulo: yea, i got the vaccine. matt’s dad actually gave me the shot
nick: f-cking guy… bet hes still on those roids…
paulo: aiight lets go to the docks
nick: roflcopter!
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