protestant whiskey
bushmills (from county antrium)…not jameson (from county cork)
me: i’ll have a protestant whiskey on the rocks
dumb bartender: a what?
me: bushmills, dumb-ss
dumb bartender: oh, sorry…we only have old crow
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