Protoss Player
one who plays the protoss race in starcraft.
protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:
1) balding or having a very short hairstyle.
2) may have a tattoo to show others he is a protoss player
3) limits his playing style to cannon cheese or m-ssed void rays
4) a n00b
5) shirt is usually sleeveless
6) a dork
7) breathes through the mouth exclusively
8) when he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas
if you spot a protoss player in the wild call the nearest terran player to beat him with m-ssed marines.
dan decided to become a protoss player and he has not been the same since. his hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a high templar on his back.
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