protruding surprise
1. something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.
2. when a woman conceals a strap-on/d-ld- and you are f-cking or about to f-ck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your -n-s.
3. when you wake someone up by sticking something in their -ss.
#1:
“my -ss still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise…”
#2:
“wow! what a protruding surprise!”
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