proud
to have an erection. ie. standing tall and proud
she was feeling her b–bs in front of us at one point. made me pretty proud.
in text-only conversations, such as email, im, or status updates, this word means “looks proud” or “looks smug”.
it can often be intended ironically, especially when somebody has done something dubious or unhygienic but still feels the need to tell others about it.
conversation 1 (straight usage):
hmb: hey, i got sworn in at the high court this week as a lawyer! woo hoo!
dtm: oh wow! respect! i’d imagine you’re over the moon about this!
hmb: yes. yes, i am. -prouds-
conversation 2 (ironic usage):
hmb: i breathed on a kitten once, and it got real sick. -prouds-
dtm: dude, wtf.
a woman’s cleavage.
that girl has a lot of proud.
wow! your girlfriend is proud.
h-llo mrs. smith. you’re looking quite proud on this fine evening.
i want to motor boat her proud.
a loud fart, followed by a smile.
you must be proud.
h-m-s-xual, gay, lesbian.
i’m a guy, and i like guys. i’m proud.
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