Prove it

a phrase that, if used in the right way, will guarantee your victory in an argument. it can also be used to annoy anyone you use it against. most commonly followed by “conversation terminated.”
some dude: “you’re gay!!!”

you (sly dog): “prove it.”

some dude: “… f-ck you”

you: “you can’t. conversation terminated.”
a term used in reply to someone who is making a statement that you either disagree with or say just for the h-ll of not agreeing with them.

most often used when someone does not want to admit something.

-the only way something can be proven is with a pencil sketch showing that the statement is in fact valid.
dave: dude, wendy is so hot!
thomas: prove it.
dave: i have a picture, look!
thomas: no! that isn’t a pencil sketch.

chris: i made some awesome cupcakes yesterday.
andy: prove it.
-chris draws a picture of himself making cupcakes ent-tled, yesterday-
chris: there! i proved it!
andy: true dat!
the come back for all arguments!
jennie: oh me god ur so stupid you smoo!
becky: prove it!
jennie: what!
becky: prove it! prove it! ect. ect.
when you are talking to somone and they state the obvious tell them to prove it. i will confuse them therfore leading them to ask questions.

prove it can be used to confuse, irriatate, or just for fun when board.
(got this from my brother)
scottpenn13: prove it
l o o pdloop00: prove what!?!?
scottpenn13: “it”
l o o pdloop00: you cant prove it
scottpenn13: do you know what you are trying to pove?
l o o pdloop00: no
scottpenn13: then how do you know you cant prove it
l o o pdloop00: it is a pr-noun as in nonexistant unless it is put into actual being, therefore, it cannot be proved unless the term it is proved itself.
l o o pdloop00: ha
l o o pdloop00: beat that
scottpenn13: you suck
a phrase that can be used when at a loss of words, to ensure an adequate come back. (gives time for the user to get back on the “ball”)
(larry and jerry are engaged in a vocal disagreement)

larry: …. yeah? well i f—– your mom
jerry: prove it!

-or-

whoral: i may be a wh-r-, but you’re fat.
chubbalina: prove it!
when you’ve run out of reasons or explanations to your actions, you simply state, “prove it!.” it proves to be the “end all, be all” stumpers to all those not so complex arguements.

–your finishing move to this phrase is immediately walking away after stating, “prove it!”–
dude, you drank the last cold beer. prove it!
why are you such an -ss all the time? prove it!
that’s not cool making money off your own friends.prove it!
-a term used to annoy or confuse someone for sh-ts and giggles.
-a way to end a conversation that you don’t want to continue; used to stop a conversation from starting.
–can be used to tease someone for stating the obvious.
-stating that you are choosing to ignore someone.
-can be used after someone else says anything; does not have to make any sense.
example 1:
dave: hey jon, do you know where my toothpaste is?
jon: prove it.
dave: ….what?

example 2:
jon: h-llo dave, whats up?
dave: hey jon, not much, how are ya?
jon: alright.
dave: yea? well i was just about to go to the store to pick up some food for my cat mittens and…
jon: prove it.
dave: …..

example 3:
dave: hey jon, i’m going on a walk.
jon: prove it.
dave: …d-mnit!