Providence Hall
a heritage school offshoot; those unwilling and/or unable to deal with the burdens of the aforementioned educational inst-tute; similar to the sunni and shìite branches of the islamic religion, providence hall was formed when a group of heritage radicals rebelled against their government, a tyrannical dictatorship.
“man i hate heritage school, it hasn’t prepared us for life at all!” “let’s start our own school where we need not listen to our delegated authority again! we can call it providence hall!” “all hail father comstock!”
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