Proximity Theory
spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time p-sses. this is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.
alex: have you noticed how rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
mark: nah man – you’ve just been spending way too much time with her!
alex: really?
mark: yeah… it’s proximity theory!
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