Proxy Cool


when a person or persons stand near another ‘cool’ group in order to make others think they are, in fact, cool themselves.
(person a) is that sheilla over there with mark? he’s f-cking cool, wonder what she’s doing there?

(person b) nah, she’s just standing near them – she’s only proxy cool.

(person a) what a sad b-tch.

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