proxy penis
coming into contact with a p-n-s by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. ie they last touched their own p-n-s before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. ewwwwwwwwwwww!
“wash your hands for gods sake, i’m not touching any proxy p-n-s”
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