PSAT
a test that turns young 8th, 9th, 10th, and 11th grader’s minds to mushy blobs.
i took the psat and my brain melted!
psat = painfully sh-tting a taco.
dude one:where are you at?
dude two : psat
dude one : okay i definitly didn’t need to know that, thanks.
dude two : … ?
pre stupidity -ssesment test. a test that doesnt matter in 10th grade.. to see if you p-ss the sat in 12th grade. you can take it again in 11th grade for 17$ and theyll put you in an impossible to win scholorship program.
i slept through the psat because it doesnt matter and they didnt give me enough time!
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