Pseudo Gangsta
someone who wants to be a gangsta, but can´t be one cuz he´s a loser.
yeah look at my 10 silva chainz and my ganxta blings. yeah do u see my ringz? gold rings! 24k gold ringz! yeah! my favourite song? u r asking for my favourite song? in da club! what? who´s the rapper that rapped it? d-mn! 4 o´clock! man! i got a fight at 10 past 4!!! where? no time to explain! lets meet at the club at midnight.
explanation: this guy is a pseudo gangsta.
he doesn´t know who rapped his favourite song.
so this isn´t his favourite song.
he imitates it. he listens to pop music.
he buys lots of cheap pseudo-blings.
he pretends he has to go to a fight.
he lies. he has to go home cuz his mum
doesn´t allow him staying out so long.
he won´t meet u at a club at midnight, next
time when u see him he´ll say he was at the
hospital or he was sick.
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