Pseudo-German


people who tend to think they’re cool because they act german, while they’re really not german at all. they exist in forums (especially vampirefreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of german they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a n-z- soldier, also done to feel rebellious. pseudo-german are usually one of those ‘metal elitists’ who listen to obsure german bands in order to look more german.
pseudo-german: “iza mik shiza!!”
sucker: “ooooo german! what’s it mean?”
pg: “eat my sh-t!!”
guy who speaks german fluently: “you’re doing it wrong!”

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