pseudo-niece
a good friend’s daughter
i’m like an uncle/aunt to my friend’s daughter. she is my pseudo-niece.
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- Fucksibility
the quality of flexibility and overall athleticism that makes someone good to f-ck. also, f-cksible (adj.) “now i know why i’m sore after we have s-x. that was a tough position to hold.” “yeah, i was impressed by your athleticism.” “thanks. do you mean flexibility or endurance?” “both–and did you just say ‘f-cksibility’?”
- smileage
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