Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend
(png bf/gf) significant other of no particular significance but to:
a.) approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
b.) give advice on what the opposite s-x means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
c.) be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a “real date”
d.) have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
e.) approve/disapprove waxing options
f.) screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability…..
1. good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. what’s up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! dude, come on! they’re totally blockin’ tonight!
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