Pseudo-typo
when spelling checker fails to pick up an incorrect word because the word, though incorrect in your sentence, was actually a real word in itself.
these require serious proof reading to find, as they won’t be underlined in red, however, it’s worth doing because they can make a huge difference to what it is you were trying to say…
the pseudo-typo is a real word that is inappropriately placed:
innocuous:
“we all lined up on the star line.”
(we all lined up on the start line)
disastrous:
“if you do that again, i’m going to come down there and kiss your -ss!”
(if you do that again, i’m going to come down there and kick your -ss!)
example:
“i wrote to my boss and made an horrific pseudo-typo, instead of saying i’d like to kill him, i said i’d like to kiss him and now we have a date on wednesday 🙁 “
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