pseudodating
a pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.
one doesn’t have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one’s future.
also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
the act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite s-x which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual “dating” down the road.
my boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when i go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.
i stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because i wouldn’t want him to do it to me.
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