pseudodumped

being dumped by someone who didn’t have grounds to dump you in the first place. applies too, but not limited by any of the following scenarios:

1. you were never actually dating to begin with
2. you were only f-ck friends
3. it was apparent that the relationship wasn’t working out and therefore no actual ‘dumping’ was necessary
4. you already dumped this person first
1. john to samantha: i don’t like you enough to pursue the relationship. samantha to john: ummm john, you were never even in the running.

john pseudodumped samantha.

2. ron to anne: this isn’t going to work out, it’s too early for me to not be thinking about you all the time. anne to ron: that’s ok i was just using you for s-x.

ron pseudodumped anne.

3. mark and laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. they don’t see eachother in a while and don’t have s-x on their last few dates. neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. mark tells laurie he’s calling it quits. laurie tells him, i stopped returning your calls weeks ago.

mark pseudodumped laurie.

4. jim calls julie to tell her he doesn’t think this is going to work. yet, julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman

jim pseudodumped julie.