Pseudoflirting


a form of flirting that is used as a joke. pseudoflirting is usually aimed at fat people, getting their hopes up, and then laughing at them. another similar form of “flirting” is two best friends(mainly girls) flirting with eachother(see yicepering)
fat guy thinking: ” whoa, is that pretty girl coming my way?” “you’re ho-” ” stop right there, i’m tired of your pseudoflirting, now just go.”

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