Pseudogamer
one who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. a pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn’t.
dylan’s such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like kongregate but has never played world of warcraft or diablo before.
jamie: “yeah i’m a pro gamer. i just got 1,000,000 points in stupidgame on newgrounds.”
howard: “have you ever actually touched a gameboy before?”
jamie: “no.”
howard: “you’re such a pseudogamer.”
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