Pseudomuse


(sood-oh-meoos) n.

translates directly to fake inspiration. pseudomuse is the word used to describe a hipster, wannabe or poser. a pseudomuse is a person who claims to see something bigger than it really is, when really it’s all a bunch of cr-p. the person has a fake inspiration.

pseudomuse is also a word used to describe a thing someone claims to believe in. an attention wh-r- who claims to love jesus, is a pseudomuse who uses jesus as a pseudomuse.

commonly used as an alternate word for ‘hipster’ as the term has become too mainstream.
g-d, stacey’s such a freaking pseudomuse. jesus doesn’t love her, she’s a wh-r-.

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