pseudophile


one who is attracted to fake things. implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls… all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
“just because i like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn’t make me a pseudophile!”

“actually, that’s exactly what makes you a pseudophile…”
a middle aged person, usually a school teacher, who waits until his/her students graduate before hitting on them.
yo, mr. smith is always going after chicks as soon as they graduate. that dude is such a pseudophile.
someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a s-xual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a d-ld-phile.
apple dave: oh yeah, i like to sh– cheese!
cloud: so do i!
apple dave: you’re under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
cloud: you pseudo-phile!
apple dave: oh d— sprouts to you!

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