Psych

to retract your previous statement, in an attempt to fool the person you’re talking/chatting to. also see sike.
yeah, i f-cked both those model chicks…psych!
a tv show about a guy named shawn who fakes being a psychic (he has a near perfect memory) to avoid going to jail and ends up working as the santa barbara police station psychic.

characters:
shawn
gus
jules
l-ssitor (l-ssie)
psych quotes:

shawn: good morning, detectives. collecting money for the policeman’s ball?
l-ssie: we don’t have b-lls.
shawn: … i honestly don’t have a response to that.

shawn: remember, dad. treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.

shawn: gus, don’t be exactly one half of a black forest ham.

shawn: how can you tell someone’s a compulsive liar? well, apart from their pants being on fire.

shawn: gus, don’t be a rabid porcupine.

shawn: gus, don’t be an incorrigible eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.
cool, dank, sweet, shiznit, da bomb
sirhc: dude, how was m:i iii??
nivek: it was psych, yo.
a slang term used to defame a person after they have been persuaded to believe a false truth.

the modern “mindf-ck” could be considered to convey similar meaning, as “psych” may be interpreted as “psychologically f-cking” with a person.
johnny: “hey dude, vikrum was making fun of your mom because of her breast cancer”

-eric fights vikrum-

johnny: “yo.. psych!!!!”
(vikrum only offered his condolences, and was unjustly beaten for a false crime)

other variations include “sike”, and “syke”, but it is generally accepted that the term is spelled “psych” (based on the greek word for “soul.”
gotcha; shortened form of the phrase, “i just psyched you out!”
you: i thought you said this cheat code would let me walk through fire. me: psych!
the word often used as an exclamation which serves to tell what you just said was false or wrong.
used to retract a lie
used to fake, fool, or decieve someone in a funny joking sarcastic way
means “just kidding” or “not!”
may also be spelled sike or psyche
dave chappelle uses it brilliantly
-i have herpes, frank

–don’t worry baby, i love you…i will never leave you

-really? i thought you would hate me and never ever talk to me again.

–psych! b-tch you got herpes! i’m not dating no sk-nk ho with herpes…if you would have said genital warts that would have been another story!

-what?!?

–that’s right…then i would have killed you.
the newest nad coolest show on the usa network..it follows the life of shawn spencer(james roday) and his friend gus(dule hill)as they solve murder cases for the santa barbra police department. shawn has a photographic memory to help him thanks to his father henery spencer(corben bernsen) who is an ex cop and tried to force shawn to grow up and become a detective. shawn is pretty lazy and too interested in having fun and dating hot chicks to go thru the long process of being a cop detective so he uses his pg memory a a fake “psycic” pretending to get preminnisions and having the ability to communicate with the dead.
other characters incude: carlton l-ssiter(tim omendsun),julliet o’herra(maggie lawson) and keren vick(kristen nelson)
see www.usanetwork.com/psych or go to google.com and type in the word psych.
psych is a pretty funny show next to monk.

the only show better than psych and monk is “the closer”!!!

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