psychic shit
the act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one’s life almost precognitive in nature. a foreboding bowel movement before sh-t goes straight to h-ll. pun intended.
ryan: “yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?”
dave: “what? dude i had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before i left for the bus.”
ryan: ” i think you have psychic sh-t, man.”
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