Psychic Wingmannery
when you can just tell that a friend of yours is in trouble with a girl and you’re not physically around to help out. you help him via text message or other medium to make sure he gets where he needs to be with said girl.
using my psychic wingmannery i could tell my boy robbie was struggling with this girl, so i sent him a text to ask about one of her friends for me.
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