PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX
you walk into a strip club flush with cash.beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.one in particular
catches your eye.she’s hot…charming…smart…and seemingly
level-headed.you know it’s too good to be true.so does she.
remember you’re in a strip club.you’re paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.she moves in…with her kid.has yours.you’re f-cked.
investment banker 1:”i’ve taken mylene to dinner a coupla’ times outside of this place.i’m thinkin’ i might move her in.
ib2:”you’ll beee sooorrry!have’nt you ever heard of psp?”
ib1:”psp?”
ib2:”psycho stripper paradox.she’s on her best behavior…until she moves in.then
the fangs and the claws come out.
been there.”
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