pt cruiser
a 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by chrysler, in 2001 as a “platform all its own”. using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the p.t. (personal transport) cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
though not as futuristic as the vibe or the matrix, the p.t. cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.
a car model by chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but with better curves. not entirely an suv (it’s lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn’t look like a shoe box on wheels), not entirely a sports car (too functional, not angular enough in the driver/p-ssenger areas), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable. enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/ident-ty. the only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which weakens its acceleration ability. otherwise, it’s a great car.
that pt cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. and dice, it’s gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
the automobile equivalent of a mullet. business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.
friend: i bet your loser roommate drives that pt cruiser
you: you mean the mullettron3000? yeah, that’s his.
both: laughter
the ultimate in gay and lesbian transport. not really, but anybody who owns one is recommended to get a cat scan to make sure they don’t have a tumor that might be affecting their thought process. they are retro styled, look absolutely horrible, and are driven exclusively by dipsh-ts.
should have been called the looser cruzer
every time i see somebody driving a pt cruiser i think, “what a f-g.”
the perfect megan car. small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.
“hey, check this out, rachel. it’s a pt. cruiser”
“i know right arnold. let us get it for megan for her birthday.”
providing moisture to a man’s taint via tounge.
soda, our staff writer deserves a pt cruiser for being a jack-ss on a consistent basis.
this taint is dry so open wide and give me a pt cruiser.
entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. must be consumed in less than an hour.
i pulled a p.t. cruiser last night at the pub.
bartender, may i have a p.t. cruiser please?
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