PTA

poor tight -ss who happens to be the mom of one of the popular girls.
dude, who’s that?
that’s chaela’s mom, she one of the pta’s.
an abbreviated shower or bath that just takes care of the basic essentials (“pits, t-ts, and -ss”), taken when time or clean water is limited.
“i slept right through my alarm clock…i barely had time to brush my teeth and take a pta before running out of the house.”
a short yet efficient “wash-up” or mini-bath in which a woman washes her p-ssy, t-ts, and armpits, usually after s-x-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.
after her night of s-x with dude in the blue suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick p-t-a, and hopped in a cab home.
p-ssy, t-ts and armpits. a hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
oh man, i’m so late i only have time for a pta before my boyfriend picks me up!
the acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their pits, t-ts, and -ss(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
girl1: jenny looks like she hasn’t showered in days!
girl2: ohh no she did a pta this morning!
pta typically stands for “parent teacher -ssociation”. they help plan school activities. if you can’t remember this or what they do, try “(p)arents (t)hat (a)re bored”
mom: hey daughter! instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, i’m going to not supply any income and join the pta so i can pretend i’m actually doing something with my life!
daughter: -kills self-
p-ssy, t-ts and armpits – female airplane bath

a quick and nasty wash usually not effective
man – “ dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the club last night“

dude – “ man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, hope she gave herself a p.t.a. before she went clubbing tonight. “
stands for p-ssy t-ts & -ss.

used for when you don’t want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you’re going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(may use f-cking to express feelings better)
you: “hey uh, babe i’m going to a p.t.a. meeting, ok?”
her: “ok”

you: “dude, i would so want to see her p.t.a.”
her: “what?”

“i can’t wait until tonight!p.t.a.!”

“dude we won! p.t.a!”

“holy p.t.a! you guys f-cking scared me!”

“i can’t believe we lost..p.t. f-cking a.!”

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