Ptak
(pa-tak)
a person who is completely oblivious to things asked five minutes ago. when asked for help goes to 748329 people before you because of forgetful tendencies. usually a home and careers teacher.
she also has yeah battles with some people even though a ptak is usually also oblvious to that(see example) everyday has lipstick in teeth and it isn’t really easy to tell just what color a ptak’s hair is.
a ptak may also trap people after school to finish sewing their sweaters for cl-ss.
“shut up diane!”
dylan:”so ptak, is this due tomorrow?”
ptak:”yeah, yeah it’s due tomorrow”
dylan:”oh? yeah yeah yeah yeah”
ptak:”yeah, yeah”
dylan:”yeah”
ryan: “sh-t man you pulled a ptak, you forgot about the test”
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