pterodactyl


when a woman performs oral s-x on a man in front of her, while at the same time is giving hand jobs to men on her right and left. the resulting motion looks like she is attempting to fly. (much like a pterodactyl.)
wow, she really gives a terrific pterodactyl!
when a guy is have s-xual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.
man last night i was doing the pteradactyl and i almost took off using my sheet as wings
a s-xual act involving one woman and three guys. with all three men standing in a row the woman gets on her knees facing the men so that she can jack off the two guys on the outside while blowing the guy in the middle. with her head bobbing and arms jacking ferociously she resembles the mighty pterodactyl!
at first she was just skiing then bill came over and joined so she had to pterodactyl.
a s-xual position inspired by the prehistoric creature involving a girl and five guys. the girl is laying face up on one man while he penetrates her -n-lly, a second is standing penetrating her v-g-n-lly. the girl is using both her hands to give handjobs to the two guys on each side of her. the final man stands at the girl’s head and penetrates her orally. the girls vocalizations are obscured by the c-ck, resulting in her sounding not unlike a dinosaur, and with her body position akin to that of a large bird like creature, the name of the act is easily understood.
fred : dude, what were all those dinosaur noises coming from your room last night?

colin : me, alex, austin, robbie, and andy totally got pterodactyled by this beezie last night
the s-x act in which the man straps his feet to a ceiling fan, turns it on, and has v-g-n-l s-x with his partner while spinning upside down. when he is about to c-m he unstraps himself waving his arms like a pterodactyl and screaming at the top of his lungs as he comes. if done correctly the couple should land on the bed.
the true pterodactyl brings a sheet up to flap like wings when he releases.

also hailed as the single most difficult s-x technique
i gave my girlfriend a pterodactyl yesterday. it sucked. we missed the bed
4 guys. 1 girl. one guy gives it to her in the back while holding up her legs. the guy in front is getting a bj and holding her up from the front. and the other 2 guys are on the sides getting handjobs so it looks like the girl is flapping her arms and flying like a pterodactyl.
wow. she got pterodactyled at that party last night.
a condition, related to bat wing, that is the result of a male’s excessive exposure to humidity in the genital region. less common–but more dangerous–than bat wing, this condition is when not only one, but both sides of the scr-t-m adhere to a leg. this double bat wing conjures up memories of the extinct dinosaur for which it is named– the pterodactyl.
“i was stuck riding b-tch in the back seat for 2 hours, and when i finally got out i had some vicious pterodactyl.”

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