Pterodactyling
the art of giving two handjobs and one bl-wj-b at once via a rhythmic motion that resembles the flight of a pterodactyl. it was perfected by tara in berkeley.
tara was late for dinner because she had to finish pterodactyling.
n. a compet-tive sport taking place mainly in public restroom stalls in which partic-p-nts attempt to perch using the surrounding walls, sometimes many feet in the air, above toilet bowls and excrete into them without missing, all the while cawing as a pterodactyl would.
“i nearly came in first in the big pterodactyling exhibition, but my last t-rdlet flew wide when i lost my footing on the wet tile.”
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