Ptrik
a breed of cat that’s meows sound like the word “yay”, and only eats grapefruits. the ptrik is not very intelligent, and gets along well with hens. its only defense mechanism is to spew legos under its predator’s feet. it is one of the noisiest breeds of cat, and often considered the most annoying. you can only find the ptrik in frasais, an almost unknown island in the pacific, and shidu. its appearance is grotesque, having multiple bald spots, red eyes, and is morbidly obese.
don’t go near that ptrik, it’s bad for your social………………………………………………………………………………………….. life.
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