Ptromblumpkin
you grasp your partner’s b-m for dear life. as tight as rose grasps jack’s hands in the icy sea. fierce rear grasping, whilst giving oral and screeching like a p-b-scent pterodactyl with an insatiable libido.
before jack was left as a fleshy atlantic icicle he and rose indulged in the most tantric of ptromblumpkins.
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