PTVCD


acronym for post traumatic vacuum cord disorder.
timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. it was filthy. dirt was all over the floor from his brother brayden’s soccer game. his shin guards were spread around the floor. after tidying up the floor, timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, timmy was done. he unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. he depressed his foot on the cord return b-tton. the cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. however, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of timmy’s heel. timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself “how in f-cking h-ll did this bullsh-t happen!” 25 years later timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from ptvcd. they can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more pr-ne to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.
acronym for post traumatic vacuum cord disorder.
timmy was once vacuuming the upstairs bathroom. it was filthy. dirt was all over the floor from his brother brayden’s soccer game. his shin guards were spread around the floor. after tidying up the floor, timmy started vacuuming. 10 minutes later, timmy was done. he unplugged the cord from the wall and dashed back over to the cleaner. he depressed his foot on the cord return b-tton. the cord sped an astounding speed back to the cleaner. however, instead of going to the cleaner, the cord end ricocheted right off the back of timmy’s heel. timmy cursed to himself quietly, but it his head he thought to himself “how in f-cking h-ll did this bullsh-t happen!” 25 years later timmy and most of the common public who have ever vacuumed still suffer from ptvcd. they can no longer trust that the cord will go back into the vacuum without hurting their lower leg area and they are more pr-ne to coil the vacuum cord much slower than the average human.

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