pub cricket
the act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively b-mping into women’s br–sts without getting caught. each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer “bat”.
“d-mn! wilson’s picked up 19 not out!”
“sh-t, i went out for a duck.”
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