pub spawn
a scottish or irish man that basicly lives at the pub and drinks constantly
o’larry – “oy, shamus!”
shamus – “what you be wanting o’larry?”
o’larry – “do you ever go home?”
shamus – “aye, i don’t…”
(long pause)
o’larry – “your mother’s a cow shamus!”
shamus – “aye, and i’m a pub sp-wn!”
(fight breaks out)
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