Pubarb
(pyoo-barb) n: the stubble that grows after a few days of not shaving one’s pubic hair. pubarb can be found on both males and females but is most notable on females during face to groin encounters.
tom: jim! that looks like a rash you’ve got on your face! perhaps you’re shaving incorrectly.
jim: no, tom. sally nearly sheared the skin from my face with her pubarb last night!
(pyoo-barb) n: the stubble that grows after a few days of not shaving one’s pubic hair. pubarb can be found on both males and females but is most notable on females during face to groin encounters.
tom: jim! that looks like a rash you’ve got on your face! perhaps you’re shaving incorrectly.
jim: no, tom. sally nearly sheared the skin from my face with her pubarb last night!
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