pubcock
any of a number of species of fool, commonly found in pubs. native mainly to north london. a regular, full of confidence and beer, who knows how to have a good time when n-body else is -because of him.
(from pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and c-ck, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, p-n-s).
dave woke up at 3am, bleeding, crying, lying prostrate on what used to be his grandma’s front step, and clutching a dartboard. it was then he realised he had become the pubc-ck.
although a very obscure sounding insult, it’s actually very wildly used and not considered very offensive. in fact, tony blair used it several times in an interview.
“personally i found president bush to be somewhat of a pubc-ck. saddam hussein can be quite a pubc-ck as well.”
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