Pube fairy
the magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the p-b- fairy.
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the p-b- fairy eats bogeys and sh-ts out p-b-s in their place. everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why p-b-s pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. it’s the p-b- fairy.
i’m feeling a tad peckish, where’s that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? for f-cks sake, that p-b- fairy b-tch ate the b-st-rd and shat out a ginger p-b-. bang out of order.
the person who gives us our fancy new p-b-s when we lose all of our big boy teeth
hey gang! the p-b- fairy visited me last night, look!
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